Funny Facts
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back
of a five dollar bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in the ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state in the USA that is one syllable.
There are only four words in the english language that ends in dous,
"Tremendous, Horrendous, Stupendous, and Hazardous".
Los Angeles' full name was "El Publo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los
Angeles de
Porciuncula"....... No wonder why its called LA!
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on the watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The characters "Bert and Ernie" from the Seasame Street were named
after Bert
the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful
Life".
The dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has the memory span of three seconds.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube,
and a chocolate bar in his pocket melted.
Mr.Rogers is an ordained minister.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left
hand.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in mt.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dinamite.
There are 293 ways of making change for a dollar.
the average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The shark is the only fish that blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one syllable word in the English language is "screeched".
On the Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building
is the American flag.
All of the clocks on the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the english language rhymes with the words "Month, Orange,
Silver, or Purple".
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
engines were pulled by horses.
The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up
straight staircases.
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all
the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
Clinton.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all
the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing. SCARY!!!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left-handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
A crocodile cannot
stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
Trials and
Tribulations of English:
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine
nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not invented
in France.
We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its paradoxes we
find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square and guinea
pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write,
how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the
plural of phone booth be phone beeth. If the teacher taught, why didn't the
preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian
eat!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways
and drive on parkways.
There is lunacy
in a language where a house can burn up as it burns down and in which you
fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes! English
was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the
human race (which of course isn't a race at all). That is why when the stars
are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why is it that when I wind up my watch it starts but when I wind up this
story it ends?
Why is the man
who invests all your money called a broker? Why is a person who plays the
piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is a wise
man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horri ble, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11
pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't
it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that
if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will
believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch
it to be sure?
If people from
Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called
"Holes?"
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he
become disoriented?
The longest word in the English Dictionary:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
Pronounced: (New-mono-ultra-micro-scop-ic-silic-oh-volcanic-nuke-cl ee-oh-sis) It is a mi ner's lung disease.
The
longest word in the English Language is: Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylgluta
mylglycylalanylphenylalanylalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyllsoleucylglutamylgluta
minnyiserylleueyllysylisoleueylaspartyithreonylleueylisoleucylglutamylalanylsparaginvialanylthreonylleueylarginylaian
ylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminyleysteinyiphenylaianylglutamylmethionylleueya
lany
lleucylisoleueylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidyl prolylthreonylisoleueylprolylisoleucylglyeyllencylleueyimethionyltyrosyl
alanylasparaginylleueylvalylphenyl alanylasparaginyllysylglycyliseleueylaspartylglutamyiphenylalanyltyrosylaianylglut
aminyleysteinyiglutamyliysylvalylglycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleneylvalyla
lanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglut
amyiserylaianylprolylphenylalanylarginylgiutaunnylaianylatanylleueylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleu
eylphenylalanylisoleueyleysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleueylleueylarginylglutamylisol
eueylalanyiseryltyrosylglyeylarginyl glycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleueyllelucyiserylarginylalanylglyeylvalylthreonylgl
ycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylaianylleueylprolylleueylaspaaginylh
istidylleueylvalylatanyllysylleueyllysyigl
utamyltyrosy lasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglyeylphenylalanylglycylisoleueylserylaianylprolyla
spartylglutaminylvalyllysylaianylaianylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylaianylalanylglycylalanylisoleueylserylglycylsealyl
aianylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleueylisoleu cylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyiprolylglutaniyllysyu
eanyileucyllysylvalylphenylaianylvaiylglutaminylprolyimethionyllysyla ianylalanyithreonylarginyiscrine.
(1,909 letters) It is a chemical found in human DNA.
Yeah, the word freaks me out too.
Well, thats all I have...
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